So ummm.. how's the weather in your area?

Ok I've got a question for everyone. Who pissed off Mother Nature? Was it you? How about you? Did we, as a collective group (meaning all humans), do it? Because if you ask me I think that right now she's messing with our heads because she's pissed off at us. One week ago it was pretty cold in the heartland. Teens here in Memphis, single digits in Missouri, and now it's in the freakin 70's. The 70's!!!! I'm ready to break out the shorts in freakin January. Wasn't I just home three weeks ago where it snowed? I'm so confused.

I think that's what Mother Nature wants. She's pissed of and has decided to show her wrath by changing the seasons around. I'm sure that by tomorrow there will be 10 inches on the ground and the next day we'll be at 80. Maybe in the Summer we'll have to turn our heat back on. The scientists will claim that it's global warming, and they may be right. But me, I think I'm gonna go buy me a nice sacrificial goat just in case.

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But you know now that I think about it maybe I've got this all wrong. Maybe Mother Nature isn't pissed at all. Maybe she's in a good mood and decided to help us little folk out by warming it up so that we wouldn't have to run our heaters, which with the price of natural gas is killing everyone. Or maybe she's kicking it back with Father Time smoking a fattie saying, "Hey Time, check this shit out! Watch me freak the people out by changing the seasons on them in January! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

To which Time would respond, "Are you sure you should do that Nature... I mean Al Gore is doing wonders for spreading the word of global warming. And Toyota makes the Prius and stuff like that."

Nature would respond, "Damn, Time why do you always have to be a buzz kill? You're just jealous because you can't screw with them like I can. Now where's those Doritos? I've got a serious case of the munchies."

Yep that's it people. We're experiencing crazy winter weather because Mother Nature is smoking a fattie with Father Time. I'm sure that's what it is. If we wait for her buzz to wear off things will go back to normal. But I am going to get that goat just in case.